10. Everyone around her has an attitude problem.

9. She's adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet

8. She thinks the dryer has shrunk every last pair of her jeans.

7. You find yourself agreeing to every thing she says.

6. She's using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S--T."

5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

4. She's convinced there's a God and he's male.

3. You're counting down the days until menopause.

2. She's sure that everyone is scheming to drive her crazy.

1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.